Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

You know I love my lady

We been together so long

We're like a worn out recording

Of my favorite song

So while she lay there sleeping

I read the paper in bed

And in the personal columns

There was this letter that read

If you like piña coladas

And gettin' caught in the rain

If you're not into yoga

If you have half a brain

If you like makin' love at midnight

In the dunes of the cape

Then I'm the love that you look for

Write me and escape

I didn't think about my lady

I know it sounds kinda mean

But me and my old lady

Have fallen into the same old dull routine

So I wrote to the paper

Took out a personal ad

And though I'm nobody's poet

I thought it wasn't half bad

Yes, I like piña coladas

And gettin' caught in the rain

I'm not much into health food

But I am into champagne

I've got to meet you by tomorrow

Cut through all this red tape

At a bar called Scrappy Maloy's

We'll plan our escape

So I waited with high hopes

Then she walked in the place

I knew her smile in an instant

I knew the curve of her face

It was my own lovely lady

And she said "Oh, it's you"

Then we laughed for a moment

And I said "I never knew"

I never knew you like piña coladas

Or gettin' caught in the rain

And the feel of the ocean

And the taste of champagne

If you like makin' love at midnight

In the dunes of the cape

Then you're the lady that I look for

Come with me and escape