Nobody Weird Like Me

The freakiest show I know is the show of my own

Living my life in and out the twilight zone

Bust my britches, bless my soul

I'm a freak of nature, walking totem pole

Look and see, I think you'll agree

Nobody weird like me

Oh, I love ya, and you love me too

Intercourse with a porpoise is a dream for me

Hell bent on inventing a new species

Bust my britches, bless my soul

I'm a freak of nature, walking totem pole

Look and see, I think you'll agree

Nobody weird like me

O-o-o-ow, wanna be just like

Riding down the path on the back of a giraffe

Me and the giraffe passed 'cause I passed some gas

Bust my bitches, bless my hole

I'm a freak of nature, walking totem pole

Look and see, I think you'll agree

Nobody weird like me

Enchanted as a rabbit that my life is a dream

Well everything is never just as it seems

The freakiest show I know is the show of my own

Living my life in and out the twilight zone