Well, Everybody's F***ing in a U.F.O.

Oh, this is a story of a one-eyed bull

Of a horny ol' super doom

She rode a pop like a beast in America came

And right out of the womb

Chase each other with a steaming knife

Screaming, all this in my veins

And then she grabbed a big ol' pot

With some dipsome dino's monkey brains

Now something that one-eyed wolf

Or that midget that was almost ten feet tall

He's three feet to doing bulls are real

And the rubber on the bowling ball

So finally on that fateful day they went looking for Superman

Singing, "I'm gonna get my twenty bucks and vacation in Japan"

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Well everybody

Everybody

Everybody

Everybody's ****ing in a U.F.O.

Well everybody

Everybody

Everybody

Everybody's ****ing in a U.F.O.

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Now every night this wolf comes beaming through filthy garden hole

It's a pounding on a rubber bat, and a beagle cherry roll

And I look to the sky, and I think I saw a spaceship pretty feast

But all they had was jizz on the walls, and the bones of a mangled priest

Look out

Now depending on what do you say

When a space men comes to town

I think he's got a one track mind

And he likes to boogie down

So in the end, all you did was murder the troubled mess

And show us a big **** the world

Come right into her chest

Look out

Well everybody

Everybody

Everybody

Everybody's ****ing in a U.F.O.

Well everybody

Everybody

Everybody

Everybody's ****ing in a U.F.O.

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