Sam invents the you you wanna see

Don't believe in predestiny

Bacon you never need to bring home

Sam Hell gets you redeemed by grace alone

Sam's the mayor of First Avenue

Nothing goes on he doesn't want to

A wife that wears his in-stocking hat

She's known for making good

Gravy and cat

A cat

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Heels on heel

Yeah, yeah

That's alright

Heart attack

Time to eat and pay

Cellulite won't wash away

You never knew if you'd been dead or just old

But Sam Hell never gets that cold