Nature Boy

I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off Dance around the house like nature boy My genitalia and pectoral muscles Aren't quite what I would like them to be But you don't see me No one can see me I pull my blinds Fill out my income tax form Pen in hand I write so legibly I have my kitty His name is Allowishus I stroke him, stroke him, stroke him, stroke him, stroke him, stroke him, stroke him, stroke him But you don't see me No one should see me I pull the blinds For the sun glares off my tele And I find it quite so irritating I have my videos Loads of Ren & Stimpy Bottom, a bit of pornography But you don't see me No one should see me Well, I've been known to tell a tale in two and three and four And I've been persecuted since I sailed in through the door And I've been known to sing a song in three and four and five And I've been getting my ass chewed since the day I arrived here No one can see me No one can see me