I'm sittin' in a diner at three A.M

Next to a table of average men

Logos covering their clothes

Nascar, Bad Boys, Bud Light, Hooters

I sit there and let them be

They make a point to laugh at me

Sittin' in a diner at three A.M

A target of the average men

Sitting in a diner at three A.M

Stared at by the average men

They think that they're living right

Disagree, they'll start a fight

They hate me, but I resist

Still, their hard looks persist

Violence is a glance away

If the average men get their way

Oh, oh

Uh oh!

Nascar, Bad Boys, Bud Light, Hooters!

Nascar, Bad Boys, Bud Light, Hooters!

Nascar, Bad Boys, Bud Light, Hooters!

Hooters, hooters, hooters, hooters!

Sittin' in a diner at three A.M

Listening in on the average men

Trying to overhear their talk

Find out what they're all about

They don't have very much to say

Talk about the food they ate that day

Didn't have lunch, they're pretty broke

Had some M&M's and a Diet Coke

Had some M&M's and a Diet Coke, had some M&M's and a Diet Coke

Had some M&M's and a Diet Coke, had some M&M's and a Diet Coke

Had some M&M's and a Diet Coke, had some M&M's and a Diet Coke

Had some M&M's and a Diet Coke, had some M&M's and a Diet Coke

Had some M&M's and a Diet Coke, had some M&M's and a Diet Coke

Had some M&M's and a Diet Coke

Nascar, Bad Boys, Bud Light, Hooters!

Nascar, Bad Boys, Bud Light, Hooters!

Nascar, Bad Boys, Bud Light, Hooters!

Hooters, hooters, hooters, hooters!

Not the average men

The average men, the average men

The average men, the average men

The average men, the average men

Yeah!