Eastside Party

You took me to a Westside party, but a westside party don't rock

I'm going to the Eastside that's where all my friends hide

I know they're gonna get me fucked

If there's one thing I could do...

Yeah, there's one thing I would do...

I'm going to the Eastside baby!

Well, fuck, fuck, fuck

You're really good lookin' but you just can't please my needs

I'm goin' to the Eastside where the boys are pretty

And they know how to spread my knees

Well wham, bam, bam

I hear Alynda and Sam and they wanna play some boogie too

And ol' Riley is drawing portraits of me and i just can't wait to move

Charlie and Mitch wanna play Thunderbitch and Boonie Bear just wants to cut loose

Well, I'm going to the Eastside

(I'm going to the Eastside)

I'm going to the Eastside

(I'm going to the Eastside)

I'm going to the Eastside

(I'm going to the Eastside)

I'm going to the Eastside

(I'm going to the Eastside)

I thought you kids would dance

But, I guess you're just too cool!

Hey, i'm going to the Eastside, motherfuckers!

I'm bored, bored, bored

And this party ain't as cool as you said it would be

You can take your fancy friends and your fancy little drinks

Well, they're all motherfuckers to me

Said you could dance?

Now, you're just too cool?

I'm going to the Eastside baby!

That's where!

I'm going to the Eastside (hell yeah!)

I'm going to the Eastside (hell yeah!)

I'm going to the Eastside (hell yeah!)

I'm going to the Eastside (hell yeah!)

I thought these kids would dance

But, I guess they're just too cool?

And I'm going to the Eastside where the dream comes true