Low Life

I got my Cat Scratch Fever eight-track

Best friend's in a gun rack

I'm a low life

I owe everybody money

I think racist jokes are funny

I'm a low life

I've got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth

I'm makin' time, I'm goin' out

With your wife

'Cause I'm a low life

Hell, I'm a low life

I got kids I've never seen

And their mama's seventeen

I'm a low life

I take strippers out to breakfast

Add that to the checklist

I'm a low life

Oh, the landlord called, rent is due

I spent it all on a KISS tattoo

I Rock 'n Roll all night

'Cause I'm a low life

Hell, I'm a low life

I'm watchin' porno on the TV

Wonderin' why she ever leave me

I'm a low life

The object of my affection

Asked the police for protection

I'm a low life

Yeah, romance is gone, I'm doing fine

Me and your mom had a real good time

Just last night

'Cause I'm a low life

Hell, I'm a low life

Hell, I'm a low life

Hell, I'm a low life