Crew Slut

Central Scrutinizer:

But one night, at the Social Club meeting

Mary didn't show up . . .

She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory

In order to get a pass

To see some big rock group for free...

Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these

Industrial towns

I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired

Of all the local clowns

They never give you no respect

They never treat you nice

So perhaps you oughta try

A little friendly advice

And be a CREW SLUT

Hey, you'll love it

Be a CREW SLUT

It's a way of life

Be a CREW SLUT

See the world

Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus

CREW SLUT

Add water makes its own sauce

Be a CREW SLUT

So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite

The boys in the crew

Are just waiting for you

You never to get move around

You never go nowhere

I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired

Of all the guys out there

You always wondered what it's like

To go from place to place

So, darlin', take a little ride

On the mixer's face

Be a CREW SLUT

Just follow the magic footprints

Be a CREW SLUT

Hey, you'll love it!

Be a CREW SLUT

It's a way of life

I ain't gonna squash it

And you don't need to wash it!

CREW SLUT

Hey, I'll buy you a pizza

CREW SLUT

Of course I'll introduce you to Warren

The boys in the crew

Are only waiting for you

Well you been to Alabama, girl,

'N' Georgia too

'N' all the boys in the crew

Is bein' good to you

I know yer sayin' to yourself

'This is the way to go'

'Cause when you need a little extra

They will give you some mo'

'Cause you're the CREW SLUT

Eh, hah ha, I'm into leather...

That's good! A lot of the boys in the crew Love leather...

And rubber...

Yeh, they like rubber too... shrink-tubing

With a hair dryer...

Road Crew Trade your spot on the bench

For a guy with a wrench

And be a...

Ha ha ha...

You like that, huh?

I told you you'd love it...

It's a way of life!

Road Crew The guys in the crew

Have got a present for you!

Ren nah naaah x3

A present for me?

Road Crew Ren nah naaah x3

Hmmm, we got a present for you!

Road Crew Ren nah naaah x3

Whaddya got?

Road Crew Ren nah naaah

Whaddya gonna give me?

Road Crew Ren nah naaah x2

It looks just like a Telefunken U-47

You'll love it...

With Leather?

Central Scrutinizer:

Eh errr, eh eh... This is, eh, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again...

And so Mary was enticed away from Joe

By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket

Lured into a life of SLEAZERY

With the entire road crew of some

Famous Rock Group

(I don't know whether it was really Toad-O or not

...I don't know... I'll check it out)

Again we see

MUSIC

Causing

BIG TROUBLE!