I've got a humble question

Respectfully suggesting

For Jehovah or Allah my witness to bear

A final examination

Cross multiplication

Let me pass algebra

That's my simple prayer

God, I've got a problem

A moral conundrum

Proportions biblical

And importance rare

Internal revenue

My filing's overdue

Please, please no audit

That's my simple prayer

This is, this is my humble

This is, this is my simple

This is, this is, this is

This is my simple prayer

I've got a load of payments

Pitiful bank statements

I'm sinking in debt

I'm no, I'm no millionaire

Finance's all tattery

Liquidity is watery

Let me hit the lottery

That's, that's my simple prayer

Lord, please hear my pleading

While my heart is beating

My hairline's receding

Losing my hair

Fallen foes are falling

That Rogaine bottle's calling

Don't let me be a baldy

That's my simple prayer

This is, this is my moral

This is, this is my humble

This is, this is my simple

That's my simple prayer

Can you hear me?

Are you out there?

Yes, this is my simple prayer

Can you hear me?

Are you out there?

Yes, this is my simple prayer

Sweet Jesus, it's so vital

We win the football title

We reach the semi-finals

If we lose it, it's not fair

All glory in your name

Will earn the town's acclaim

Let us win the game

That's my simple prayer

My husband don't get me

He never wants to pet me

That sort of upset me

So I had an affair

Last stop on the postal route

Something to write home about

Please don't let him find out

That's my simple prayer

Can you hear me?

Are you out there?

This is my simple, simple, simple prayer

Can you hear me?

Are you out there?

This, this is my simple, simple prayer

This is, this is, this my simple prayer

This is my simple prayer