I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating

I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating

The abundance of redundance flooded her head

And she said

If I'm leaving with a broken heart

You're leaving with a bleedin nose

Look out man, cause here she comes yeah

No no no, no no no

I think she knows what happened at the party yeah

No no no, no no no

And did you really sleep with that chick man

Yes yes yes, yes yes yes

And are you gonna tell her straight up man

No no no no

I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating

I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating

The abundance of redundance flooded her head

And she said

If I'm leaving with a broken heart

You're leaving with a bleedin nose

This is the last time you'll see me

This is the last time you'll see me

Check your mood ring, cause I bet its green

Check your cash flow and I bet it's low

Well hey how was the party last night honey

No no no, no no no

Oh it wasn't bad I saw a fight honey

No no no , no no no

I bet that wasn't all you saw now was it

Yes yes yes, yes yes yes

So stutter stutter I couldn't quite slip it

No no no no

This is the last time you'll see me

This is the last time you'll see me

Check your mood ring, cause I bet its green

Check your cash flow and I bet it's low

I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating

I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating

I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating, ohhhhhhhhh

I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating

I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating

The abundance of redundance flooded her head

And she said

If I'm leaving with a broken heart

You're leaving with a bleedin nose

This is the last time you'll see me

This is the last time you'll see me

Check your mood ring, cause I bet its green

Check your cash flow and I bet it's low

This is the last time you'll see me

This is the last time you'll see me

Check your mood ring, cause I bet its green

Check your cash flow and I bet it's low

Check your sextoys, check your playboy's

Check all your things, cause I bet they're destroyed

Cause I'm a jackass

Well I'm a jackass

Yeah I'm a jackass