That's a Lie

Yo, man, I got this def Rolex watch, man

Hundred thousand dollar watch, man

I sell it to you for four hundred

You got eighty?

Dig, dig this, man

I got a rich, rich, rich, rich girl, man

I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell

Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well

See, you're the largest liar that was ever created

You and Pinocchio are probably related

Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time

Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a threat to mankind

That's a lie

You know what my records is about, man

You know how much money we get, man, come on

(You're a liar)

Me and my man, Rick, got millions of gold albums

(That's a lie)

I'm gettin' cold money every day

(You're a liar)

You'll need a wheelbarrow for all that shit in my office

You lied about the lies that you lied about

You even lied to your aunt when you went down south

You lied and a body builder kicked your butt

If you was in Egypt you'd lie to King Tut

You claim to do things no one could achieve

You said you did things Ripley's wouldn't believe

That's a lie

I got this Japanese girl, man

Lee, man, takes good care of me

(You're a liar)

Yo, she's so def, man, wipes my butt

(That's a lie)

Everybody be beefin', man, about what Rush doin'

(You're a liar)

You see my new Mercedes, man?

Giant Jabber Jaw, biggest liar I ever saw

You said you got a mansion, you don't got half a floor

Professor of Super Lies, you can lecture at my school

You said you like Felix Unger, sat down at the dinner table and drooled

Your story's so remarkable, it shouldn't be revealed

You said you had a Benz, you don't got four wheels

That's a lie

I got a Maserati, man, what are you talkin' about?

(You're a liar)

I traded my 1988 Mercedes for it

(That's a lie)

Man, don't front, you know what Rush is about, man

(You're a liar)

Yo, why you be illing, man? You know what time, what time it is

Then you start to lie about things you don't have

You speak of limousines? You can't afford a cab

Said you slapped Rowdy Piper and didn't get a hassle

You promised your girl filet mignon, took her to White Castle

You said you have a lot of women, you don't even know a few

There are eight million stories and they're all made up by you

That's a lie

Yo, yo, stick with Rush, man

I'll get you the biggest medallion you ever saw

(You're a liar)

It's gon' keep the bullets off your back

(That's a lie)

You know why stations don't play our records?

'Cause the kids'll tear the station apart

Kids'll rip it down

Said, your grandmother's 20 when your mother's 25

Said, your father beat Joe Louis but homeboy took a dive

You said you used toothpaste, your teeth are yellow like my gold

A brand new pair of Lee's, that's the skirt your sister stole

That's a lie

Yo, man, all the girls everywhere talkin' about Rush

(You're a liar)

Word, man, Pretty Tony knocked the ho down the other day

(That's a lie)

Talkin' so much about Rush, Rush every time

(You're a liar)

That hoes just be beefin', man, Rush this and Rush that

(That's a lie)

World's biggest thing, man, Rush is gettin' all the money, man

(You're a liar)

Wheelbarrow full of money, you understand me?

(That's a lie)

That they be rollin't hat shit in my office all day

(You're a liar)

Nothin' but money and it be green

(That's a lie)

Don't front, man, you know what Rush is about, man, Rush gets money, man

(You're a liar)

My Maserati is bad, man, it's blue and green and gold

(That's a lie)

I just bought this ho this million dollar ring, man

(You're a liar)

I just wanna look good, man, so I got one

(That's a lie)

Like that, we be cold gettin' money at Rush, man, jewels be them things

(You're a liar)

Rings and things, man, all that type of stuff

(That's a lie)

Man, I got nine hundred pairs of Reeboks, man, a pair of Adidas

(You're a liar)

I got ever color of Adidas they ever made, man

(That's a lie)

My man, Steve, that's a porno star, man

And he be bringin' 'em hoes to the house (You're a liar)

Word, man, they be over my house

(That's a lie)

That's Lee, man, she cleans up behind me, man

(You're a liar)

Yo, man, she cleans up behind me, does everything I say, man

(That's a lie)

Yo, man, sweet little Japanese thing, man, takin' care of me, man

(You're a liar)

Yo, man

(That's a lie)