Razzmatazz

The trouble with your brother, he's always sleeping with your mother

And I know that your sister missed her time again this month

Am I talking too fast or are you just playing dumb?

If you want I can write it down

It shouldn't matter to you 'cause aren't you the one with your Razzamatazz

And the nights on the town?

Oh-oh-oh oh you knew it and you blew it didn't you babe?

I was lying when I asked you to stay now no-one's gonna care

If you don't call them when you said

And he's not coming round tonight to try and talk you into bed

And all those stupid little things they ain't working

No they aren't working at all oh

You started getting fatter three weeks after I left you

Now you're going with some kid looks like some bad comedian

Are you gonna go out, are you sitting at home eating boxes of Milk Tray?

Watch TV on your own, aren't you the one with your Razzamatazz

And your nights on the town?

Oh-oh-oh And your father wants to help you doesn't he babe?

But your mother wants to put you away

Now no-one's gonna care if you don't call them when you said

And he's not coming round tonight to try and talk you into bed

And all those stupid little things they ain't working

Oh they aren't working at all

Oh well I saw you at the doctor's waiting for a test

You trynna look like some kind of heiress but your face is such a mess

And now you're going to a party and you're leaving on your own

Oh I'm sorry but didn't you say that things go better with a little bit of Razzamatazz?

Na-na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na-na-na

And now no-one's gonna care if you don't call them when you said

And he's not coming round tonight to try and talk you into bed

Now it's half past ten in the evening and you wish that you were dead

'Cause all those stupid little things

They ain't working, oh they aren't working at all