Nothing Happened Today

Turn on the TV, turn on the radio

Turn down that sound, turn down that sound

Open the curtains, open the windows

What's happening around? What's happening around?

I'll do some washing, I might go shopping

I'm going downtown, I'm going downtown

Uh-oh, someone told me, "nothing happened today"

Someone told me, "nothing happened today"

I woke up late, I had a headache

I went back to sleep, go back to sleep

I stood there waiting, waiting for something

There wasn't a thing, not even one thing

Someone told me, "nothing happened today"

Someone told me, "nothing happened today"

Harry Hooper living in No. 10

Bought a toupee and glued it to his head

"It looks very natural," everybody said

But then his wife said "Toupee, isn't that a French word?"

And Harry said, "Ole." She said, "That's a Spanish word."

And he said "Okay, can't tell the difference these days."

I watched TV 'cause I wanted to see

The late news at 10, it came on and then

She shuffled her papers, she swiveled in her chair

She looked up and said

"The weather was fair, and then it turned cold

It started to rain, pouring with rain

Tomorrow's Wednesday, today was Tuesday

And this is the date, March 28th

Some people died, some people were born

And some stayed the same, and some went insane

It was the morning, then afternoon

And then the night came, and then the night came

Someone told me, "Nothing happened today"

Uh-oh, someone told me, "Nothing happened today"

Someone told me, "Nothing happened today"

Someone told me, "Nothing happened"

Someone told me, "Nothing happened today"

Someone told me, "Nothing happened"

It happened today