Honky Tonk Song

One more margarita was one bad idea

Now you don't know where you left your car

And the rent's overdue, well, imagine that

And you think you might die from a broken heart

Well, you've told us all your life's a total wreck

Then you might not want to hear what's comin' next, 'cause

(CHORUS)

This is a honky tonk song

One of those get another beer, bend another ear

Somebody did somebody wrong songs

Between the pain and the pinin', cussin' and the cryin'

It might be ten minutes long

Hey, but that's okay

This is a honky tonk song

Now this is for Alice way out in Dallas

Who got dumped at the Burger King

And this is for Bobby who just quit his job

He's movin' out to Nashville to sing

For that long haul trucker who won't be home for supper

'Cause he's stranded on the side of the road

For everybody lonesome, everybody blue, yeah

(REPEAT CHORUS)

It's for that good ol' boy preachin', dealin' with the Deacons

And the little ladies with the beehive hair-do's

And what about the waitress who don't think she can take it

Standin' on her feet one more night

For that Nascar racer that never sees the checkered flag

Wavin' crazy for him

For everyone who feels like they were born to lose, yeah

(REPEAT CHORUS)

It's when the pain and the pinin', cussin' and the cryin'

This thing is goin' on forever, Lord

It feels like it's ten years long

Hey, but that's okay

This is a honky tonk song

It's a honky tonk song

Another honky tonk song