*Screaming*

(Barry! Barry! Barry!)

Thank you, right now we'd like to, huh-huh

Okay, you got it

Barry!

(Wait) Whoa, yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman

(Wait) Wai-ai-ai-ait, Mr. Postman

(Mr. Postman, look and see) Whoa, yeah

(If there's a letter in your bag for me?) Please, Mr. Po-o-ostman

(I've been waiting for such a long, long time) Oh, yeah

(Since I heard from that girl of mine)

There must be some word today-ay-ay

From my girlfriend so far away-ay

Please, Mr. Postman, look and see

Is there a letter, a letter for me?

I've been standing just waiting, Mr. Postman

So-oh-oh patiently

Just send a card or maybe send a letter

Saying she's returning home to me

Please, Mr. Postman (Mr. Postman, look and see) Whoa, yeah

(If there's a letter in your bag for me?) Please, Mr. Po-o-o-ostman

(I've been waiting for such a long, long time) Oh, yeah

(Since I heard from that girl of mine)

So many days, you passed me by

See the tears shining in my eye

You didn't stop to make me feel better

By giving me a card or a letter

Mr. Postman (Mr. Postman, look and see) Oh, yeah

(If there's a letter in your bag for me?) Please, Mr. Po-o-ostman

(I've been waiting for such a long, long time)

Check it and see one more time for me

Please Mr. Postman (Mr. Postman, look and see) Oh, yeah

(If there's a letter in your bag for me?) Please, Mr. Po-o--o-ostman

(I've been waiting for such a long, long time)

De-liver de-letter de-sooner de-better

Mr. Postman (Mr. Postman, look and see) Oh, yeah

(If there's a letter in your bag for me?) Please, Mr. Po-o-ostman

(I've been waiting for such a long, long time) Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Since I heard for that girlfriend of mine)

You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute

Oh, you gotta wait a minute, wait a minute

Whoa, yeah, please Mr. Po-o-o-ostman, whoa

*Applause*

(That's socking it to 'em, Barry)