Mr. cab driver - where's the hottest honkey tonk in town?

I want swingin' place where they don't know my face

And lots of dancing girls hanging around

Mr. cab driver - I'm a lonely guy who's got no plans

You know my baby said bye-bye

The evening's in your hands

I said oh, I feel so low

I said oh, put the meter down, we gotta go

Mr. cab driver - my old lady really missed her chance

You know a stack of bills can buy a pack of thrills

At only ten cents a dance

Mr. cab driver - drive away from her and misery

And if you hear a big man cry

Don't look back at me

I said oh, I feel so low

I said oh, I've got the dough - show me where to go

Mr. cab driver - when you drop me off don't wait for me

I'm gonna hang one, I'm gonna carry on

And in the morning who knows where I'll be

Ah, wait a minute, hack

Second thought I'd rather be alone

You better turn this cab around and take me home