The Comeback Song

Yo

No, you didn't

It's Paige and Frankie

Sitting in science class

I'm minding my own business

Robby starts talking trash

He thinks that he can dish it

He's like, nice glasses

Did you get 'em from your grandma?

So I'm like

One second

Uh, still thinking

Yeah

They help me see you have a stupid haircut, oh

We're so good at comebacks

Gonna be worth the wait

Make it rain with punchlines

So what if it takes a day?

This is the comeback song

The comeback song

The comeback song

Yeah, yeah

A few days later

I'm craving for some juice

So many delicious flavors

I don't know what to choose

The cashier rolls her eyes and says

Could you take any longer?

So I'm like

Uh, hang on now

Uh, I got this

I'm sorry

I didn't order a glass of your opinion, oh

We're so good at comebacks

There ain't nobody greater

We're spitting straight fire

Who cares if it's three months later?

This is the comeback song

The comeback song

The comeback song

Yeah, yeah

Finally it's the weekend (Friday)

We 'bout to let loose

Chilling on the seesaw

But this lady don't approve

She's like, aren't you too old

To be playing at the playground?

So we're like

Wait for it

Don't leave yet

Your mama's, a, uh, no, oh

We're so good at comebacks

We'll find the perfect line

Hit you with the bestest

Even if it takes a lifetime

This is the comeback song

The comeback song

The comeback song

Yeah, yeah

Hey, lady

Aren't you too old to be

Wait, what was it again?

I don't remember

We've wasted our lives