That Don't Impress Me Much

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart But you've got being right down to an art You think you're a genius You drive me up the wall You're a regular original know-it-all Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else Okay, so you're a rocket scientist That don't impress me much So you got the brains, but have you got the touch Now don't get me wrong, I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much Ah-huh, yeah yeah I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket And a comb up his sleeve - just in case And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it 'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall out of place Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else Okay, so you're Brad Pitt That don't impress me much So you got the looks, but have you got the touch Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much Yeah! You're one of those guys that likes to shine his machine You'll make me take off my shoes before you let me get in I can't believe you kiss your car good night Now c'mon, baby, tell me - you must be joking right! Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else Okay, so you've got a car That don't impress me much So you got the moves, but have you got the touch Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much Oh, now ou think you're cool but have you got the touch? Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night That don't impress me much Ah-huh, yeah yeah Okay, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something? That don't impress me much Oh no That don't impress me much Oh no Yeah, woo! Oh no, alright, alright You're Tarzan Captain Kirk maybe? John Wayne? Whatever, nuh-uh That don't impress me much