Just Being Honest

Last week I saw you in the lobby passin, through You said, "Hey, how ya doin?" I said, "Pretty good man and you?" Well, that wasn't true I was actually doin' pretty bad Havin' just recived some unfortunate news from my dad He had invested my inheritence in his new business plan That plan was taken teens to the prom ina fleet of used mini vans So at that moment, I didn't really care how you were doin' and I don't remember your name. That's why I called you man The other night at midnight you called me on the phone You aked if you woke me up but I said "no" But the truth is I was in the deepest sleep of my life Havin' the most realistic dream I was flyin' In the international human flyin' championship Your sister was there and was about to give me a kiss That's when you called me and asked me how to say guhnauchi Listen closely It's gnocchi I'm just being honest -est, -est, -est Uh, uh, uh honestly, honestly means that much to me Uh, uh, uh honestly, honestly means that much to me (much to me) Remember on our recent romantic night out You broke the silence by askin',"what are you thinkin' about?" I said, "how much I love you" but that's not true I mean, I do love you, I just don't think like you do My brain is a sophisticated department of completely disconnected compartments And at that particular moment I was thinkin' about sports ... Last night when I was quiet you asked me"what's wrong?" I looked into your eyes and said "nothing at all" That's not exactly true, I'm actually starting to resent you And the work you're pouring into you taxidermy petting zoo You haven't called me pookie-pie in over four months Do you wanna preserve us or this dead dove I'm just bein' honest, -est, -est, -est ... Uh, uh, uh, honestly, honestly means that much to me Uh, uh, uh, honestly, honestly means that much to me (much to me) The day befor yeterday, you pulled me over and Asked,"do you have any idea fast you goin'?" I said,"Oh, no officer, I didn't even see you" But I did see you, and I was going 72 And in full disclosure my right speaker was blown And for the preceding ten miles, my left blinker was on (I had no intention of ever turning left) ... You may recall I gave a testimonial for your product I said,"The Face Cave in no way makes me look idiotic I feel like I'm in a cave even though I'm not really in a cave ... Because the only thing in the cave is my face To tell you the truth, Face Caves are hostile Unless you really like stalagmites up your nostrils You know your terms and conditions agreement? When I was updating my software, I didn't read it! I'm just bein' honest, -est, -est, -est Uh, uh, uh, honestly, honestly means that much to me Uh, uh, uh, honestly, honestly means that much to me (much to me)