The Little Things You Do Together

It's the little things you do together

Do together, do together

That make perfect relationships

The hobbies you pursue together

Savings you accrue together

Looks you misconstrue together

That make marriage a joy

Mmm-hmm

It's the little things you share together

Swear together, bear together

That make perfect relationships

The concerts you enjoy together

Neighbors you annoy together

Children you destroy together

That keep marriage intact

It's not so hard to be married

When two maneuver as one

It's not so hard to be married

And oh, my God, it it fun!

It's sharing little winks together

Drinks together, kinks together

That make marriage a joy

It's bargains that you shop together

Cigarettes you stop together

People that you drop together

That make perfect relationships

Uh-huh

Mmm-hmm

It's not wedded bliss and what happens in bed that

Allows you to get through the worst

It's "I do" and "You don't"and "Nobody said that"

And "Who brought the subject up first?"

It's the little things, the little things, the little things, the little things

The little ways you try together

Cry together, lie together

That make perfect relationships

Becoming a cliche together

Growing old and grey together

Withering away together

That makes marriage a joy

It's not so hard to be married

It's much the simplest of crimes

It's not so hard to be married

(I've done it three or four times)

It's the people that you hate together

Bait together, date together

That make marriage a joy

It's nothing like using force together

Shouting till you're hoarse together

Getting a divorce together

That make perfect relationships

Uh huh

Kiss, kiss

Mmm-hmm