He walk upon the left side

While leaning to the right

Blinded by the bright light

Where grey is black and white - no sight

Clap hands for the media man

He always know what to say

Clap hands for the media man

But does he breathe when the bright lights fade away

Media man - he's a media man

He used to be an acts man

A weaver in the ring

He could have been a tax man

The way he did his thing - with strings

Clap hands for the media man

He always know when to smile

Clap hands for the media man

But watch him laugh when he's crying all the while

Media man - he's a media man

Clap hands for the media man

He always know where to be

Clap hands for the media man

But does he back off when he sees the things he see

Media man - he's a media man

Easy on the eyesight

Compere collar hair

Mass appealing tonsils

Poisoning the air - no fair

Clap hands for the media man

He always know what to do

Clap hands for the media man

But does he think when he has to read the news

Media man - that's right he's a media man

See him push, see him crawl

Watch him rise, watch him fall

The excuse says the parrot in the tree

It's what my public want to see

Media man - media man oh yeah

Clap hands for the media man

He always know when to lie

Clap hands for the media man

But will it add up with a penny on his eye

Media man - he's a media man

That's right

Media man - go through it

Media man - read the news

Media man - voice over

Media man - media man

Media man - compere collar

Media man - beeps

Media man - charming

Media man - media man

Media man - pancake

Media man - gleaming tick

Media man - good guy

Media man - media man

Media man - the profile

Media man - sincere

Media man - the wink

Media man - media man

Media man - the image

Media man - the format

Media man - idiot poor

Media man - media man

Media man - popularity

Media man - rating

Media man - bullshit

Media man - media man

Media man

Media man

Media man

Media man