(You're) Timeless To Me

Styles keep a-changing, the world's rearranging

But Edna, you're timeless to me

Hemlines are shorter, a beer costs a quarter

But time cannot take what comes free

You're like a stinky old cheese, babe

Just getting riper with age

You're like a fatal disease, babe

But there's no cure, so let this fever rage

Some folks can't stand it, say time is a bandit

But I take the opposite view

'Cause when I need a lift, time brings a gift

Another day with you

A twist or a waltz, it's all the same schmaltz

With just a change in the scenery

You'll never be old hat, that's that

You're timeless to me

Oh, Wilbur, I love you

Fads keep a-fading, Castro's invading

But Wilbur, you're timeless to me

Hairdos are higher, mine feels like barbed wire

But you say I'm chic as can be

You're like a rare vintage ripple

A vintage they'll never forget

So pour me a teeny weenie triple

And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet

I can't stop eating, your hairline's receding

And soon, you'll have nothing at all

So you'll wear a wig, while I roast a pig

Hey, pass that Geritol

Glenn Miller had brass, that Chubby Checker's a gas

But they all pass eventually

You'll never be passé, hip hooray

You're timeless to me

You're like a broken down Chevy

All I need is a fresh coat of paint

Oh, and Edna, you got me going hot and heavy

You're fat and old, baby, boring, you ain't

Some folks don't get it, but we never fret it

'Cause we know that time is our friend

Yeah, it's plain to see that you're stuck with me

Until the bitter end

And we got a kid who's blowing the lid

Off the Turnblad family tree

You'll always hit the spot, big shot

You're timeless to me

You'll always be du jour, mon amor

You're timeless to me

You'll always be first string

Ring a ding ding

You're timeless to me

You're timeless to me

You're timeless to me

You're timeless to me