We Tapped That Ass (feat. Santino Fontana & Vincent Rodriguez III)

I banged you here I nailed you there And on this couch And in this chair In the doorway, the hallway, on every stair We tapped that ass all over this house Sometimes him Sometimes me Though never simultaneously But one of us was hittin' it usually We tapped that ass all over this house You'll never escape us 'Cause we live in your head Just two swell dudes That you screwed Here And here And there And here And even occasionally in your bed That bed is really uncomfortable Right? It's like a prison cot On the stove Over the sink And sort of in the fridge one time, I think And then we hit the back patio That's where we hit your back pati... Oh! We tapped that ass all over this house How many times did we tap that behind? Well, let's estimate On an average day I would have to say Mmm, 5, 6, 7, 8 What, too cheeky? Hey, does this ring a bell? A little to the left Oh, oh, okay now, a little to the right Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait Back to the left Right there, right there Wait, no You're doing it wrong I'll do it myself Barkeep, what's on tap? It's me, and my ass Ooh, sounds refreshing On the table you were Willing and able On the ottoman You took a lot of man And on the safe in the closet I made a deposit I also tapped that ass all over this house Let's wrap this up with a big finish But where should we finish? Please, not on my chest No, you'll scratch it On the accent wall On the bathroom floor You didn't care where You just wanted more How much more tapping could one ass endure? We tapped that ass (Tapped that ass) Tapped that ass (Tapped that ass) We tapped that ass All over this house