Wiser Than Me

I ain't a learned man

No college degree

Well I passed math cause the head of the class

Was poindexter next to me

Can throw a touchdown pass

To get the hometown queen

Hold the crown my dear

Cause the king of beers

Is my redneck royalty

Couldn't pass the bar (nope)

Even if I tried

Cause there's a crowded room

Crankin' 80s tunes

With pretty ladies packed inside

Sharpest tool in the shed

I never claimed to be

But it don't matter that

Bud bud bud is wiser than me

A little light in the head

Not the brightest bulb on the tree

But it don't matter that

Bud bud bud bud bud

Is wiser than me

I can't paint Rembrandt

I can't write a poem

I'm good at arts and crafts

With aluminum cans

N wavin fingers made of foam

Never been to France

Or sailed across the sea

But I can tip em back

At that ol' race track

Down in Bristol Tennessee

Sharpest tool in the shed

I never claimed to be

But it don't matter that

Bud bud bud is Wiser than me

A little light in the head

Not the brightest bulb on the tree

But it don't matter that

Bud bud bud is wiser than me

I gotta heart made a gold

Ya wear it right on my sleeve

So it don't matter that

Bud bud bud bud bud

Is wiser than me

I ain't a learned man

No college degree

But I'll be one beer wiser

By the crack a the can

N even better after three

Sharpest tool in the shed

I never claimed to be

But it don't matter that

Bud bud bud is Wiser than me

I gotta heart made a gold

Ya wear it right on my sleeve

So it don't matter that

Bud bud bud bud bud

No it don't matter that

Bud bud bud bud bud

Is wiser than me