I can't go to, I can't go to Long John Silver's without acting like a

Douchebag. Anybody else? Just me? Alright. Every time I go in that

Place, I gotta put on that cardboard pirate hat. Put that on

Start walking around like a pirate, like, "Arrr, hush puppies!

" Then I go up to the cashier, I'm like, "Can I rub your

Treasure chest? Make a grab for your booty." And when they're

Throwing me out, I, uh, I like to ring that bell they have

In there. Ding, ding, ding, mutiny! You bastards wouldn't

Treat Johnny Depp this way. That one is pretty good, I agree