How did the devil get his horns? He got them under my bed

How did the devil get his horns? He got them under my bed

How did the devil get his horns? He got them under my bed

He came over to play, what can I say, I love the color red

He came over last night, he let himself right in

With a whiskey wink, he poured himself a drink

He said “Girl, you ready to sin?”

“You see, I’m the guy on your shoulders

The one with great advice

Come on let’s dance, who needs romance

Jump up and roll the dice”

He told me to call him Lucy, that he’s my only friend

He said “No one loves you like I do

All the rest are playing pretend”

Before I could count my blessings he slithered past my feet

Turned off the clock turned on the box

“Ring of Fire” full blast on repeat

He started acting goofy, I should have never left him alone

He ran up stairs without a care

Said he needed to use the phone

I followed right behind him to see if all was well

He was under my bed, grabbing my leg

Screaming “Ha, see you in Hell!”

I said “Hey ho Devil - - hey ho man!”

“I can see what you are, you ain’t getting far!”

He laughed and held out his hand

I said “Hey ho Devil - - hey ho man!”

“I can see what you are, you ain’t getting far!”

He laughed and held out his hand

I thought he’d be more creative

But he offered me some fruit

I hollered “I’m not Eve, you’re gonna have to leave!”

And finally gave him the boot