Too Darn Hot

It's too darn hot

It's too darn hot

I'd like to sup with my baby tonight

And play the pup with my baby tonight

I'd like to sup with my baby tonight

And play the pup with my baby tonight

But I ain't up to my baby tonight

'Cause it's too darn hot

It's too darn hot (it's too darn hot)

I'd like to stop for my baby tonight

And blow my top with my baby tonight

I'd like to stop for my baby tonight

And blow my top with my baby tonight

But I'd be a flop with my baby tonight

'Cause it's too darn hot

It's too darn hot (too darn hot)

It's too, too, too, too darn hot (too darn hot)

I'd like to fool with my baby tonight

Break every rule with my baby tonight

I'd like to fool with my baby tonight

Break every rule with my baby tonight

But pillow, you'll be my baby tonight

'Cause it's too darn hot

According to the Kinsey Report

Every average man you know

Much prefers to play his favorite sport

When the temperature is low

But when the thermometer goes way up

And the weather is sizzling hot

Mr. Adam

So is madam

Is not

'Cause it's too, too (too darn hot)

Yeah, that's what I say (it's too darn hot)

It's hot (it's too darn hot)

Oh, oh, hey (it's too darn hot)

Ba doo bee dee ba sway (it's too darn hot)

Ba doo bee dee ba sway

I'd like to coo with my baby tonight (ooh, baby tonight)

And pitch that woo with my baby tonight (ooh, baby tonight)

I'd like to coo with my baby tonight

And pitch the woo with my baby tonight

But brother, you'll bite my baby tonight

'Cause it's too darn hot

According to the Kinsey Report

Every average man you know

Much prefers to play his favorite sport

When the temperature is low

But when the thermometer goes way up

And the weather is sizzling hot

Mister Gob

So is squab

A marine

But his queen

A G.I

(His cutie-pie is not)

Hey

'Cause it's too too too darn hot (too darn hot)

It's too darn hot (too darn hot)

It's too darn hot

Man, it's hot

Man, it's hot