The Things That Make You Weird

You got a knack for ending sentences before they start And identifying celebrity voices in commercials is your finest art And you strategically set your alarm clock to snooze seven times And you'd rather put cardboard pizza boxes on the windows than use those fancy blinds When you're not here, I miss the things that make you weird Why don't you come home? And you watch instructional culinary arts shows, but you never cook And you're a sucker for shameless pop country song, if it has a catchy hook When you're not here I miss the things that make you weird Why don't you come home? I call again, but you won't pick up the phone, come home