The Neighbour

You see, I was getting older, man, so I decided to do something a little smart

So I put some dough aside and I bought myself a yard

It was a little two-up-two-down, man, this is quite a nice little pad

I scrimped and saved and pulled through with a little help off me dad

So I was just settling in as you do, man, little party, then there was a bang at the door

It was that fucking neighbour, he was going: "Turn down your tunes or you'll end up on the floor"

I said: "Ah, this is well unexpected, man, I ain't looking for no fight

I'll tell you what, any other time, mucko, but not tonight"

I said: "Not tonight" (Just do one)

I said: "Not tonight" (Or be gone)

I said: "Not tonight"

I said: "Not tonight" (Just do one)

I said: "Not tonight" (Or be gone)

I said: "Not tonight"

So he's standing in my porch, man, in his briefs, scratching his sack

I said: "I bet I find to find ya cock your missus has to lay you on your back"

And I could tell I wouldn't like this geezer from the minute that we met

'Cause he was in his garden, talking to plants like they was pets

And he was one of them, man, I could tell ya this geezer, he had fucking issues

I guarantee you his love life was all ending up in tissues

And he was one of them, man, spick and span, house was all far too neat

And then I seen him picking litter on a Sunday off the street

I said: "What the fuck?" (Just do one)

I said: "What the fuck?" (Or be gone)

I said: "What the fuck is going on with you, man?"

I said: "What the fuck?" (Just do one)

I said: "What the fuck?" (Or be gone)

I said: "What the fuck?"

"Listen!" I told him, "You can just shoo!

'Cause we could well meet one day, mate, maybe in a pub

I'll say: 'Finish your beer off, man, and you can donate that grub

'Cause remember that time when you was in my porch asking for a fight?

Well guess what, mate, it's your lucky night

It's your lucky night (Just do one)

It's your lucky night (Or be gone)

It's your lucky night

It's your lucky night (Just do one)

It's your lucky night (Or be gone)

It's your lucky night'"

Ah, things have changed and I've moved on

Story's told, so now I'm done

Yeah, things have changed and I've moved on

Story's told, so now I'm done, yeah