The Dog Song

Why you so fat around your neck?

You leave fur everywhere

And your breath stinks of shit

Or of something you have eaten

But I don't mind it

Hmmm

Coz you are

My one and only dog

Ohhh

Good boy

Why would you leave my side?

Good boy

Ohhh

Good boy

Why would you ever wanna leave?

Ever wanna leave

Ever leave my side