Her name was Susie and her hair was long
And I had a shoulder she could cry upon
Then one night she let her hair hang low
All was peachy till I heard her scream
"Hey, could you teach me how to cook and clean?"
Then her heart went cold, cold as a kitchen knife!
Now I've been
Stabbed with a Kiss
Straight through the heart
Who knew that your love could ever be so sharp?
Oh it was bliss
Till it all went tart
Now I've been stabbed with a kiss through the heart
Susie and me we had but three
Lovely little puppies as a family
Then one night the dogs let out a howl
They saw the neighbor dog and they wanted to mate
And all three at once went for the hole in the gate
And to this very day, you can still hear the puppies growl!
Cause they been
Stabbed with a Kiss
Straight through the heart
Who knew that love could ever be so sharp?
Oh it was bliss
Till it all went tart
Now I've been stabbed with a kiss through the heart
Now I've been
Stabbed with a Kiss
Straight through the heart
Who knew that your love could ever be so sharp?
Oh it was bliss
Till it all went tart
Now I've been stabbed with a kiss through the heart
