Well, I touch down and run to my connection

Man in the gift shop called me a fag

I feel like my tucked-up erection

There's a pressure all over my head

And I know this is how I get paid, but

It's not really how I wanna get laid, so

Hundred forty when I last got weighed

And I'm gonna lose more by Saturday

And they're playing your song on the radio station

Mugging me off all across the nation

If you don't eat, then you'll never grow

I should've learnt that quite a while ago

I know it gets hard sometimes

Making out with people that you don't like

I know you don't feel alright

But you look just fine to me

Well, I pissed myself on a Texan intersection

With George spilling things all over his bag

And I took shit for being quiet during the election

And maybe that's fair, but I'm a busy guy

I get stoned and go where I get paid, but

It's not really how babies get made, so

I'll take a minute when I think I won't die from stopping

Oh, I'm just a busy guy

And they're playing your song on the radio station

Mugging me off all across the nation

If you don't shoot, then you'll never know

You should've learnt that quite a while ago

I know it gets hard sometimes

Taking out your shit on the ones you like

You know I didn't feel alright

Until you spoke to me

You, I've been waiting for you

My whole life, waiting for you

I've been waiting for you

Well, I'm gonna get a gun, but it's for her protection

Or maybe I'll get myself a fun knife