Life is a beach in hell

Why give a speech if crying works so well?

Are you a beautiful weirdo? (Yes!)

Are you 99.99% libido, .01 burrito?

You saw an alligator eat the neighbor like a now or later

You saw a stranger slip, bust his brains on an escalator

It didn't even move the needle on your mood

You are immune

It didn't even move the needle on your groove

You are immune

Hot to trot, born to rot

You're living it up

On the doomsday clock

Life is a beach in purgatory

Why spill the beans when lying's so rewarding?

Are you a glorious orange narcissist? (No!)

Are you an allegory for abstinence? (Hell no!)

Are you 99.99% off your meds?

(Aaa! Aaa! Aaaa!)

That's unfortunate (Aaa!)

You saw an alligator eat the neighbor like a now or later

You saw a stranger slip, bust his brains on an escalator

It didn't even move the needle on your mood

You are immune

It didn't even move the needle on your groove

You are immune

Hot to trot, born to rot

You're living it up

On the doomsday clock

All the love they said you lost only goes and makes you strong

They were wrong, pour me a shot

All the love they said you want only goes and makes you drunk

They were right, pour me a shot

You are immune

You are immune

You are immune

You are

Hot to trot, born to rot

You're living it up

On the doomsday clock