Your mother never finished her degree

Those were different days for women

But you don't see it like that

Yeah you just want to meet a man

And start a family as fast as you can

And I'm like, "woah, hey now"

Settle down settle down

I don't want to settle down right now

These drinks aren't getting any colder

And we're not gonna stop getting older no no

Maybe I'll learn to settle down

When these hangovers catch up to me

Maybe I'll sign up for classes in the Fall

Maybe we'll get married when we graduate

And drive a Subaru

But right now I'm into this girl and she agrees

That's way too soon

And sometimes we go for drives

Talk about names to the kids

That we don't want to have

Oh when we finally

Settle down settle down

I don't want to settle down right now

These drinks aren't getting any colder

And we're not gonna stop getting older no no

Maybe I'll learn to settle down

When these heartbreaks catch up to me

Sometimes when I come home at night

And I'm staring at my phone with you on my mind

I wonder if I'm ever gonna find someone who will stick around

Long enough to settle down with me

But for now won't you

Settle down settle down

I don't want to settle down right now

These drinks aren't getting any colder

And we're not gonna stop getting older no no

Maybe I'll learn to settle down

When these nights alone catch up to me

Won't you settle down

Won't you settle down

I don't want to settle down right now

Won't you settle down