So I had this plan, to sneak out one night

This girl invited me over, so I said alright

When I hopped in my car, it was about 1:45

I had a full tank of gas, and she lived on the east side

When I got on the highway, there was nobody else

But this chick had been on my mind like nobody else

So I'm thinking 'bout the way her hips look when she walks

Yeah I'm thinking 'bout the way her voice sounds when she talks

When I finally got there, she told me the plan

I had to sneak through the window, and not wake up her old man

I texted back "Oh that's easy, I'm as quiet as a mouse"

And sure enough in a minute, I was inside the house

Before we got down to business, she said some more about her father

An ex-cop that didn't like boys fuckin' with his daughter

And I thought to myself "ooh, that's gonna make it hotter"

Cuz I kinda like doin' things I shouldn't be doin'

I always end up fuckin' doin' things I shouldn't be doin'

And you know it didn't take long to hit full speed

Don't come in Mr, me and your daughter are doing some dirty deeds

I hit it from the front and then I turn her around

And I'm doing my best, to not make a sound

Cuz if we get caught, then this shit's going down

But I guess while we were fuckin' we were shaking the ground

Cuz I hear a knock at the door, oh fuck, I've been found

Now I'm scramblin' around, to find my clothes

Where my clothes, it's dark as fuck, I don't know

But then I find my t-shirt and I'm out that bitch

Out the window soon as her pop busts down that shit

And he's mad as shit, I can see it in his face

Im running to my car but I already know he's gonna chase

So now it's time for the race, c'mon car, get goin'

Foot on the pedal, you already know I ain't slowin'

I got the head start but this an angry piggy

I got an ex-cop on my ass, it's gonna make shit tricky

Yeah this ain't my part of town but this is my fuckin' city

And I guess I wasn't fast enough because he's on my tail

Yeah my car goin' so slow, feels like I'm drivin' a snail

And if you saw my face right then, you'd see it go pale

Cuz he's right along side me, and he's pulled out a strap

And just like that, its all over, blap blap blap blap blap