One More Drink (feat. T-Pain)

It was Friday night and I was feelin' aight, yep

Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights

Mixin' Henny with the Sprite

While I'm drinkin' and drivin'

No police light, no police sirens

I'm headed to the club, lookin' for a freak

To spread a lil' love and spread a couple cheeks

Pull up to the spot, twenty-sixes like bam

Eyes on me like, bitch, do you see him?

Stroll through the front door, headed to the vip, vip

Bought a couple bottles, and I took a couple sip sips

Scopin' out the room and what do I see?

A nice round butt and a pair of double D's

So I crept up like, "Shawty, what's happening?

You killin' that dress, and I love it with a passion"

Then she turned around and her face was aight

She had a gap tooth and a mean overbite

But I was like hmm

If I take one more drink

I'm gon' end up fuckin' you

Is that what you wanna do, shawty?

If I take one more drink

I'm gon' end up fuckin' you

You too

Woke up the next mornin' and all I can remember

Was takin' shots and tippin' the bartender

Surrender to the woman, end up bringing me home

'Cause she started lookin' better every shot of Patrón, yep

I jumped up with a devilish grin

'Cause tonight, damn right, I might do it again

So I called up the homies (What up?) let's ride

We could hit the sports bar over on the south side

Get a couple of Coronas, couple a limes

Went up to the bar and saw a couple a dimes

So I slowly walked up and said, "Hi"

My name's Ludacris, and I'm a hell of a guy

One said, "I know who you are, I'm your number one fan

And right now it's too bad I got a man"

And I said, "I understand, but where the hell is he at?"

'Cause in a minute, if he don't show up then, man

If I take one more drink

I'm gon' end up fuckin' you

Is that what you wanna do, shawty?

If I take one more drink

I'm gon' end up fuckin' you

You too

(Hey Pain, holler at 'em right quick, man)

Yeah, you gon' get in trouble with your man, girl (Don't get in trouble, girl)

Talkin' 'bout how you're my biggest fan, girl (I know it, I know it)

Now I don't wanna do what you're gonna make me do (Please, don't make me do it)

(Don't make me do it) If I have one more drink

One more drink I'ma get ya home then I'll split ya

Grab the cameraphone and take a bunch of drunk pictures

'Cause Hennessy mixed with a whole bunch of Buddha

Equals you mixed with a whole bunch of Luda

And you know how far one drink can go

Start slurring my speech, slowing up the flow

Hikin' up your skirts, climbin' up your shirt

It's mister late night Luda, and I like to flirt

So guess what, baby girl?

If I take one more drink

I'm gon' end up fuckin' you (Just one more)

Is that what you wanna do, shawty? (That's all it's gon' take)

If I take one more drink (Hey)

I'm gon' end up fuckin' you (Who else T-Pain?)

You too

You hear what I'm sayin'?

People too picky these days, damn it

Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny

Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminatin'

This has been a Luda service announcement

Deuces