You Ain't Much Fun

I used to come home late and not a minute too soon

Barkin' like a dog, howlin' at the moon

You'd be mad as an ol' wet hen

Up all night wonderin' where I'd been

I'd fall down and say, "Come help me, honey"

You laughed out loud, I guess you thought it was funny

But I sobered up, I got to thinkin'

Girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'

Now I'm paintin' the house and I'm mendin' the fence

I guess I've gone and lost all my good sense

Too much work is hard for your health

I coulda died drinkin', now I'm killin' myself

And I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash

It's "honey, do this", "honey, do that"

I sobered up and I got to thinkin'

Girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'

Now I'm fixin' the sink and I'm mowin' the grass

And you made me a list and I'm bustin' my—, well

All broke down, tail's been draggin'

It's a rough old life up here on the wagon

Now I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash

It's "honey, do this", "honey, do that"

I sobered up and I got to thinkin'

Girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'

Yeah, I sobered up and I got to thinkin'

Girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'