I met a fox the other day

When I asked how much she cost

I had to pay

All of a sudden I brought her home

She's one hundred kilos

Dressed in silverchrome

She's my world, she's so rad

She's the best ride I ever had

She's my life, she's so bad

She's the best ride I ever had

When I imagine me and her

You know that I get a stand up fur

I give her oil, I giver her gas

And get her seat beneath my ass

And then the turtledoves drive away

She's my world, she's so rad

She's the best ride I ever had

She's my life, she's so bad

She's the best ride I ever had

She's secondhand, so what

She's true, she's by my side

For all I care she's hot

And she's a real good ride

When we go out people stop and stare

With jealous minds

It's okay for me, as long as they let her be

To prevent something like a theft

I got her locked around a tree

She's my world, she's so rad

She's the best ride I ever had

She's my life, she's so bad

She's the best ride I ever had

She's the best ride I ever had

She's the best ride I ever had