Hear about the president?

He used to smoke pot

He never broke the law

'Cause he never got caught

It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime

Guilty of being caught red-handed

Roll of the die says you're gonna do time

Guilty of being caught red-handed

Junkie drug dealer

Gets fifty years' time

While the millionaire murderer

Just pays a fine

It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime

Guilty of being caught red-handed

Roll of the die says you're gonna do time

Guilty of being caught red-handed

I'll pretend not to see

What you pretend you don't do

I'm innocent like you

So many stupid laws

Gonna have to break a few

Speed or run a red light

I might too

When the man pulls you over

Like it or not

You're just one of the many

Only you got caught

It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime

Guilty of being caught red-handed

Roll of the die says you're gonna do time

Guilty of being caught red-handed

I'll pretend not to see

What you pretend you don't do

I'm innocent—

Sign of the times, ultimate crime

Guilty of being caught red-handed

Roll of the die, gonna do time

Guilty of being caught red-handed