I used to feel insecure about my physical appearance

But then I suddenly realized

All I need to do

Is love myself

Damn, boy

Look at that butt

Look at it wiggle and look at it strut

You could go to prison for a booty like that

So criminally small and illicitly flat

Wearing chinos, leggings, jeans that you're clad in

Hot pants, jeggings, the pants of Aladdin

Tights, flares, trousers of satin

So many clothes for this butt to look bad in

Damn, that ass is tiny

Such a microscopic heiny

An inferior posterior

A seriously minuscule derriere

So come on, boy, tell me how you do it

I got a telescope and I'm looking right through it

But I still can't see it

You better start tellin' us

How your gluteus is so damn minimus

Just a skinny tall guy with a tiny butt

You can look, but you shouldn't touch

'Cause it's dangerously thin

So thin that if you touch it

You gonna walk away with a paper cut (OW!)

Damn, boy

Look at that butt

I'm shook when I'm lookin' at this booty paradox

'Cause the space that it's got ain't a hell of a lot

All I see is the space where the booty is not

I've seen a few asses that just won't quit

But your butt's in a state of permanent rest

And I've seen a few people with booty for days

But your booty's for 22 minutes at best

Damn, that ass is tiny

Such a microscopic heiny

An inferior posterior

A seriously minuscule derriere

So come on, boy, tell me how you do it

I got a telescope and I'm looking right through it

But I still can't see it

You better start tellin' us

How your gluteus is so damn minimus