Sliding Through Life on Charm (feat. Jarvis Cocker)

The family tree was chain-sawed Wednesday week

So now I have to mingle with the meek

Hey mister! you have finally met your match

Now everybody wants to kiss my snatch

To go where God knows who has gone before

I am a muse, not a mistress, not a whore

Oh - suburban shits who want some class

All queue up to kiss my ass

And I was only trying to please

I never got any royalties oh no, not me

I'm still sliding through life on charm

Sliding through life on charm

If Marianne was born a man she'd show you all

A way to piss your life against the wall

Go ahead why don't you leave me to these thugs?

And creeps who want to fuck a nun on drugs

Is it such a sin I never, ever tried too hard?

I had to know how far was going too far

In proper homes throughout the land Fathers try to understand

Why Eunice who is seventeen - aspires to live her life like me

Oh no - Can't ya see, Daddy?

She's just captivated by my charm

Sliding through life on charm

Sliding...

Sliding...

Never!

I wonder why the schools don't teach anything useful these days

Like how to fall from grace, and slide with elegance from a pedestal

I never asked to be on in the first place

Sliding on charm

Sliding on charm

Sliding on charm

Sliding on charm

Sliding on charm

Sliding on charm