Slovakian Traffic Cone

Dark web secrets Unheard bedroom acts Awash with bodily fluids Well here's the facts Liberate a cone Regulation is the key Jam it up the hole Next to where they pee As if this ain't enough Enough to make you boak Release your stomach contents Down the traffic slope Wash it down with piss Cocktail of fetid mush As if this isn't enough Follow it down with spunk Standing aloft Fingers jammed up Release the sloppy chum Bathe in the piss and shit and Swallow down the cum This is the Slovakian Traffic Cone