Kids Say the Darndest Things

Kids say the darndest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing

Last night dressed up in high heel shoes

And wearing my old hat

My four-year-old said I wanna divorce

Now where did she hears that

Kids say the darndest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing

Last night as I watched TV

One rushed through the door

Mommy, daddy's telling someone on the phone

Don't you call me here no more

Kids say the darndest things

Have you ever listened close

To the games they play

Or the little songs they sing

I bet my daddy can whip your daddy

But daddy's never home

And I think mommy is worried 'bout him

'Cause she cried all night long

Kids say the darndest things

Have you ever listened close

To the games they play

Or the little songs they sing

You never know what they learn in school

Or what they're thinking of

My first grader just say a four letter word

And it sure wasn't love

Kids say the darndest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing