ABBY

I hate to break it to you, girl, but we're breaking up

I've put up with your drama just about long enough

And now you wanna know if there's somebody else

Well if I'm being honest, then the answer is yes

And her name is Abby

That's any body but you

She'll have a bad little body, be the life of the party

Drink a cold beer or two

She won't make me

Go crazy like you know who

And her name is Abby

That's any body but you

Me and A-B-B-Y gonna have an H-E double L of a time

Yeah, A-B-B-Y, any body but you sounds good tonight, hey

Well, I'll bet you and her probably won't get along

She'll love my beat-up truck and all my old country songs

She'll even fit right in with all my wild-ass friends

And later on, when I go introduce her to them, I'll be like

This is Abby

That's any body but you

She'll have a bad little body, be the life of the party

Drink a cold beer or two

She won't make me

Go crazy like you know who

And her name is Abby

That's any body but you

Look, she won't drive a Honda, won't hate my mama

Won't love the drama, amen

Can't wait to see her, can't wait to meet her

Get her name, but till then

I'ma call her Abby

That's any body but you

She'll have a bad little body, be the life of the party

Drink a cold beer or two

She won't make me

Go crazy like you know who

And her name is Abby

That's any body but you

Me and A-B-B-Y gonna have an H-E double L of a time

Yeah, A-B-B-Y, any body but you sounds good tonight, hey

Yeah, this is Abby

That's any body but you