Put my pajamas on, I turn on Amazon

Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again

With a point and a click I can order all of it

Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again

I just want to stay home and never work again

So I bought the best computer in the world

And now I eat pizza, watch movies all day, download new video games

Need more food, text delivery dude!

Put my pajamas on, I turn on Amazon

Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again

With a point and a click I can order all of it

Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again

And if I don't like a package I'll send it right back-age

And get another package the same day

And I never need to sweat it 'cause I'm buying it on credit!

Dude yo that's like free money anyway

Put my pajamas on, I turn on Amazon

Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again

With a point and a click I can order all of it

Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again

Why would you go outside anyway?

That's where all the guns and germs be

I'd like to live like a stowaway

In my bed, on my couch, in front of my TV

Put my pajamas on, I turn on Amazon

Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again

With a point and a click I can order all of it

Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again