I'm Good?

I've been better, I'm in bed and

I'm embedded, man, I have lived better

I've seen better days, man, we all have

2020's nothing but an unshaved ballbag

It's not all bad, sorted out my sock drawer

Every single pair of them, folded them up proper

Then I watched some 'Predator,' get him to the chopper

Better stay in bed or get arrested by a copper

Put some Netflix on

Get a beverage, dawg, be the best you can be

I applied for a rescue dog

But if I get you, dog, you're rescuing me

Meanwhile, I'ma study and get fit

I've never had time for that

But the way I'm coming out's how I went in

And that is dumb and fat, so let's go

I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good

Thanks for asking, that's mighty thoughtful

I'm good, I'm good, but not great

How are you? 'Cause I'm kinda awful

I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good

Thanks for asking, that's mighty thoughtful

I'm good, I'm good, but not great

How are you? 'Cause I'm kinda awful

Missing the drugs, son? Missing your dealer?

Missing a love one? Listen, I feel ya

We're all missing someone, I'm missing my mum, I'm

Missing your mum too (I'm just having fun, son)

Waiting on prescriptions of Valium

Waiting on a shipment of Ambien

Waiting on 'My Corona' from Weird Al

If I'm stuck at home, might as well grow my beard out

Like Abe Lincoln, this so grueling

It's funny, I can't get out of this funk

Day drinking, home schooling

Mummy, I think that my math teacher's drunk

I'm not, but the situation's so sober

I'm so-so, have my ups and downs like a vocoder

Have the cov-odor, and by the time we're over

The corona have a comb over

Was a road dog, now I'm a homebody

And I have no dog, feel like nobody

So, if you know someone with a rescue

Let me know 'cause I need a pet just to get through

I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good

Thanks for asking, that's mighty thoughtful

I'm good, I'm good, but not great

How are you? 'Cause I'm kinda awful

I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good

Thanks for asking, that's mighty thoughtful

I'm good, I'm good, but not great

How are you? 'Cause I'm kinda awful

I pulled up, all dressed in

A mask and gloves but it's not a sex thing

Well, I guess it's a bit of a sex thing?

On Pornhub 'Pandemic' is trending

This really isn't normal, feeling pretty mortal

Thought all my feelings and problems were awful

Now I nearly chortle, thinking about them

Drowning in worry, I really need a snorkel

I'ma still stay home though

I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good

Thanks for asking, that's mighty thoughtful

I'm good, I'm good, but not great

How are you? 'Cause I'm kinda awful

I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good

Thanks for asking, that's mighty thoughtful

I'm good, I'm good, but not great

How are you? 'Cause I'm kinda awful

I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good

Thanks for asking, that's mighty thoughtful

I'm good, I'm good, but not great

How are you? 'Cause I'm kinda awful

I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good

Thanks for asking, that's mighty thoughtful

I'm good, I'm good, but not great

How are you? 'Cause I'm kinda awful

I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good