Telescope House

Had to get stoned, take me back to heaven

Quarter past three at the 7/11

Jehovah's Witness comin knockin at my door

Sayin things n things I've never heard before

No, no no, I'm not busy make you think that way

Comes in very useful when it's time to pay

There was a sparkle de-barkle, in a bechamel parcel, as operator threw the streets down a tyrade of apostles

Don't think it's the end, I'll be your friend, let's go walking through the gardens picking flowers instead

There's a hole in the sky, it's as big as a house, I saw it with a telescope I store in my house

I met her in the office, of a widow's flat (Hey hey hey!)

Well, she had a long black chair for an, aristocrat (hey hey hey!)

She said, "Place your donation with the office clerk" (Hey hey hey!)

Instead I sided with the army who then went berserk (hey hey hey!)

Don't think it's the end, I'll be your friend, let's go walking through the gardens picking flowers instead

There's a hole in the sky, it's as big as a house, I saw it with a telescope I store in my house

I saw it with a telescope I store in my house!

You know I'm not one to try and break the law, keep my paraphernalia behind the kitchen door

It was suspension, don't mention, a divine intervention, as the scholars and the villains correspond without mention

She was after a pact, it was a matter of fact, there was a 1920's carriage train that fell of the tracks

Don't think it's the end, I'll be your friend, let's go walking through the gardens picking flowers instead

There's a hole in the sky, it's as big as a house, I saw it with a telescope I store in my house

Don't think it's the end, I'll be your friend, let's go walking through the gardens picking flowers instead

There's a hole in the sky, it's as big as a house, I saw it with a telescope I store in my house