What Noise Annoys a Noisy Oyster

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

(a noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!)

(buh-buh-da-da-da-da)

(buh-buh-da-da-da-da)

How, when, why?

Who, what, where?

I don't know, and i don't care!

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

(a noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!)

(buh-buh-da-da-da-da)

(buh-buh-da-da-da-da)

This is just a song about an oyster

Oysters are so slippery and wet

Oysters have a pearl amongst the moisture

And make the sort of noise you can't forget!

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

(a noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!)

Innes, much as more, or less

Can you tell me, can you guess?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

(a noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!)

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

(a noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!)

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

(a noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!)

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?