I thought I found my one, my soulmate, my partner in crime
2 a.m. comes, we get pizza and play Wii tennis all night
A couple weeks you go here and there
A couple months more and I get scared
Something about us doesn't feel right
You made me shop for new pants, and then it dawned on me
Funny how you think my pants look cheap
Funny how you talked to my friends last week
And my friends called me, said, "You wouldn't believe what she said"
(Hey, what did she say?)
I'm nothing more than a friend
Have I done anything to offend you?
(I just wanted some new pants)
All you did was break me down
If I don't fit your mood, you go and toss me out
All you did was break me down
Your love wore me out, now I'm a hand me down
You said I was your sidekick
Someone who could provide when the world needs your help
But lately, you've been busy saving all of your cities
Guess I thought you would miss me, but I can't even tell
All you did was break me down
If I don't fit your mood, you go and toss me out
All you did was break me down
Your love wore me out, now I'm a hand me down
All you did was break me down
If I don't fit your mood, you go and toss me out
All you did was break me down
Your love wore me out, now I'm a hand me down
